_Chuck_Norris_

42 – Punda Maria, Limpopo, South Africa

Chuck Norris

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
Antarctica
Location:
Punda Maria, Limpopo, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Pisces
Height:
175cm (5' 8.9")
Body Type:
Other
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Ask me later
Eye Colour:
Blue-Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Arabic; Chinese; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; German; Greek; Hebrew; Hindi; Italian; Japanese; Korean; Malay; Ndebele; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Fat cat

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

...need i say more

well ok

on the first day God said let there be light, I said...

...say please

About His Ideal Match

has hair, teeth, brain, personality... important NB must only have two legs but occasionally i don't mind putting her on four

OH YES i don't like rude people so she must be polite and have manners in public

What His Friends Say

_Chuck_Norris_ hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
It has its moods
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Disabilities:
I have none; I have a mental condition; I have a terminal illness; I have a hearing impairment
Body Art:
I don't have any; More piercings
Personality
Sense of Humour:
I don't have one
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Moody; Naive; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Celibacy; Charity; Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Devotion; Faithfulness; Forgiveness; Friendliness; Honesty; Hope; Humility; Humour; Kindness; Mercy; Moderation; Patience; Self-control; Sexiness; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Smart (It's all about quality)
Favourite Clothing:
A wicked satin teddy
Favourite Colour:
Other
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Broadway / Theatrical; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; Muzak; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Punk; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
I love it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Horror; Mystery; Non-fiction; Religious; Romance; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Game shows; Movie Channels; Music Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows; Sci-Fi; Soap operas; Sport; Talk shows; Variety shows
Movie Frequency:
Several times a week
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Horror; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War; Westerns
Interests:
Auto repair; Board games; Business news; Card games; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Gambling; Gardening; Healthy living; Investing; Knitting; Making Music; Meditation; Painting; Photography; Pottery; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; Shopping; Singing; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Writing books; Writing poetry; Yoga
Sport Involvement:
A professional athlete
Sports:
Aerobics; American Football; Archery; Athletics; Aussie Rules Football; Backgammon; Badminton; Baseball; Basketball; Birdwatching; Body building; Bowling; Bowls; Boxing; Bungee jumping; Camping; Canoeing; Chess; Cricket; Curling; Cycling; Dancesport; Darts; Extreme sports; Fencing; Field Hockey; Fishing; Flying / Gliding; Golf; Gymnastics; Handball; Hang- / Paragliding; Hiking; Horse Riding; Hunting; Ice Hockey; Ice Skating; Inline / Roller skating; Lacrosse; Martial arts; Motorsport; Mountain biking; Orienteering; Polo; Pool; Rock climbing; Rowing; Rugby; Running; Sailing; Scuba diving; Shooting; Skiing; Sky diving; Snooker; Snorkeling; Snowboarding; Soccer; Softball; Squash; Surf skiing/kayaking; Surfing; Swimming; Table Tennis; Tennis; Triathlon; Volleyball; Walking; Water Polo; Water skiing; Weight training; White water rafting; Wrestling
Food
Cooking:
I love it!
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; South African; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out 7 days a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Out of control
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Addicted
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like them Well Done ;)
Pets (Have):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
More than once a week
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Politics:
Anarchic
Retirement Plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Honesty:
It's all made up