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alijouk

54 – Blaauwberg (West Beach), Cape Town, South Africa

A Brit with a killer sense of humour and sassy and sexy to boot ....

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Her

Country of Origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Blaauwberg (West Beach), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
54
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Curvaceous
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Auburn
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Relationship Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Bachelors degree
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
35 - 45
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1") - 197cm (6' 5.6")
Body Type:
Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Stocky
Looks:
Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

A super sassy, sexy, witty, intelligent and hilarious Brit of a woman who can laugh at herself while being herself. A super clever laydee who thrives on being spontaneous and daring - if you can deal with a killer sense of humour and a gal who doesn't take herself too seriously then that's me in a nutshell - simple - full stop. I love just being me and I love the person I am - hell guys I have been "me" for a long time so this is a case of "bought as seen" and the cherry on the top I have no hang ups, I take life as it comes and thrive on the moment. I "am who I am" and that is just the way it is - I am comfortable in my own skin and know what I like and what I dont like - as Run DMC said "it's like that and it's the way it is" ....

About Her Ideal Match

the first thing, you have to smell goood - I mean lip smacking, mmmm kind of good ... and then you need to ....

1. Have a killer sense of humour - and I mean REAL funny - not fake funny just dead funny ...
2. Be super witty and sarcy all at the same time - yep for real guys :-)
3. Love to be spontaneous - this gal hates to plan upfront
4. Like to be daring and take chances
5. Love to belly laugh - rip roaring laughs
6. Be up for just about anything and don't question too much - actions speak LOUDER than words
7. Have a real star spangly twinkle in your eye - so long as the eyes are not too wrinkly lol ...
8. Enjoy a woman who likes to be in charge (in the boudoir)
9. Love the dynamic of pearls in the boardroom and ribbons in the bedroom
10. Want to try new things and be up for a big / fat ride
11. Be able to throw a bag into the car and head off with no plan and see where life takes us

...... please apply in writing (LOL) and see you somewhere fun - sometime soon.

What Her Friends Say

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Well-behaved
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
A social butterfly
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Sarcastic; Silly; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Patience; Sexiness; Tolerance
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Electronic Dance Music; Pop / Top 40
Reading:
I love it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Fiction; History
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; News
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Drama
Interests:
Business news; Card games; Gambling; Reading; Singing; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Cricket; Horse Riding; Soccer
Food
Cooking:
I have to cook
Food:
Chinese; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s)
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Long hair; Showing affection in public
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
Conservative
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Honesty:
Extremely